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Motivational? Nah. Accurate? Absolutely. This shirt’s a friendly reminder that life’s a circus, you’re the clown, and the grand finale’s gonna suck. Perfect for bad decision enthusiasts, terminal E-4s, and anyone who’s ever uttered ‘it is what it is’ while shotgunning an energy drink at 0600. Laugh it off — none of us are getting out of here alive.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Life Sucks Short Sleeve T-shirt
$25.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |